First off: to anyone feeling an iota of guilt for indulging your plant-loving inner green goddex during the pandemic—you stop that right now.

For a television show to depict Essex as a world of white stilettos, vajazzled women and monosyllabic men is hardly revelatory; after all everyone has heard the age-old jokes about the mental aptitude of the county's female population.

There is no deadman to be found at Deadman's Curve.

I think you used the expression that you came out because people at home were not aware whether it was spoof or whether it really could be carried into effect?—A large number of people at home thought it was spoof.