Look, I know I owe you and I know I'm late but I'm good for it. I am. In fact I'll pay you triple what I owe. Triple! Plus the missing vigs, but I need some help first.

Dulcie, who seemed on this occasion to be the leader of this jubilant birthday suited band, tormented Tom about his contracted masculinity particularly straight after the swim.

The Centre, a flexible, technology-enhanced space, has seven ceiling-mounted projectors, a 5-metre, curved, back projection screen, a sound system, coloured lighting, temperature controls, moveable 'write-onable' walls and bean bags, and can even pump scents into the space.

‘Mister, if yo're another revenuer, I kin tell ye y'aint gonna leave this valley alive.’