Didn't the Alfred Bester tribute in one of the Callahan's Bar stories use the old geologist's pun of describing a young woman as spathic?

For many years Bud Abbott served brilliantly as Lou Costello's deadpan straight man.

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Fancy Penney was then called upon to benedict them all home in blessing and safety.