They're going to the Civil War battle reenactment this weekend.

You are hereby notified that my embrocations burn and tingle as if distilled from liquid flame. My medicines taste vilely, of cimiter, dogbane and gall: the body quickly returns to robust health so that it need assimilate no more of my foul concoctions! That is the secret of my success.

the most affablest creature, sir! so merry!

And dead and cold, me then againe they martyr-'d, Me all in pieces they becut and quartir'd, […]