The reviews I read to day were just product brochures. I'd like to know how that $4,000 Gibby is different and better than a $1,200 Gibby and a $400 Epi. Teach me something!

And these folks are worried about creeping political correctitude?"

If you're thirsty, there's a six pack in the kitchen.

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