Boris Johnson's speech to the nation on Sunday May 10 was rambly, incoherent, and he failed dismally in his attempt to sound Churchillian.

'Wae be to you, Blackly,' she said, 'Aye and an ill death may you die! You are the first, and I hope the last, That eer made my lord lichtly me.'

The students declaim twice a week.

My evidence will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the defendant is guilty as charged!