But as United saw the game out, little did they know that, having looked likely to win their 13th Premier League title, it was City who turned the table to snatch glory from their arch-rivals' grasp.

Your funeral wreath shall be your mother's tears, Your tomb the sanded waste of foreign shores.

1. Argyll Robertson pupil (usually bilateral; near reflex very markedly present; response to light reflex is very poor; recalcitrant to dilatation by mydriatrics)

You two go ahead lah, I don't want to be lightbulb.