I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco Bay

Launching his new political party, Alba, he [Alex Salmond] claimed he could help secure a “supermajority” for independence in the next Scottish parliament, which would significantly weaken Westminster’s opposition to a second independence referendum.

The ghost of Al Davis has played Nevada like a streetcorner hooker, schmoozing, seducing, then stealing the working girl's purse.

The only clarification Alice was forced to make later concerned her apparent antikissing stance. She assured everyone she was not predicting its end when women became equal.