How some brought forth canonizations, some expectations, some pluralities and unions, some tot-quots, and dispensations, some pardons, and these of wonderful variety, some stationaries, some jubilaries, some pocularies for drinkers, some manuaries for handlers of relicks, some pedaries for pilgrims, some oscularies for kissers.

[…] . They were started by people from Min [Fujian]. Now as a result, the profit is similar to that of Min.”

This wasn't just any old fan, but the president of his local fan club.

Scratch what I said earlier; I was wrong.