By the third day on the raft, we had to ration our water.

We did not expect the E ticket ride, nor did our newest riding adventurer, Greg.

to discharge a prisoner

Fixing your hair is also something that needs to be done in private (unless it is literally a quick pat and fluff). There are some who will happily stand in front of the mirror (there is only one mirror, you see, none of this fancy mirror-above-every-sink malarkey) and style their hair with pout and pose included, but they are usually too popular to get abuse about how poncey and womanly they look.