Discussing her new memoir The Day I Shot Cupid, debut author [Jennifer Love] Hewitt said that after a painful breakup, A friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady and it shined like a disco ball, adding the imperative that women should vajazzle their vajayjays.

The attendant had a droopy lower lip, a rust-tone complexion with a spatter of freckles across the cheekbones […]

After the Martians are defeated, twentieth-century scientists dissect and classify the unearthlinesses of "the most unearthly creatures it is possible to conceive.

It's made from the kadupul flower. The kadupul blooms once a year under the cover of night and withers away before dawn, making it the rarest and most exquisite botanical on the planet.