Every morning he gargled a little cheap Scotch.

Only in New York can you find a good, kosher hamburger!

There is no art about the Eiffel Tower. In no way can it be said to have contributed to the real beauty of the Exhibition. Men flocked to see it and ascended it as it was a novelty and of unique dimensions. It was the toy of the Exhibition. So long as we are children we are attracted by toys, and the Tower was a good demonstration of the fact that we are all children attracted by trinkets. That may be claimed to be the purpose served by the Eiffel Tower.

When he used his fingers to rub her nub, he didn't have to wait anymore. She exploded for the second time that morning,...