Panos was so late that he arrived at the meeting after Antonio, who had the excuse of being in hospital for most of the night.

“I think in his first session he don’t argued Ollie (Wines) and put him on his arse and probably two weeks later he did the same thing to Hamish (Hartlett), so we knew this kid was going to be pretty special.

There are no Minitels, sadly, but there is one old-tech moment as good if not better, when Bach struts and poses around her room with a revolver, a Discman tucked into the side of her porny tangas, wires hanging, earphones in.

Passionately enamoured of this shadow of a dream.