As the taxaholic Clinton administration struggles to govern this taxaphobic nation, it is provoking protests not quite as stirring as the dean's, but which should be heeded.

self-faced flagstone

[They] were overwhelmed by the buffet, consisting of a huge bowel [shurely shome mishtake?] of great pink shrimps balanced on their heads, guarded by a three foot ice swan

doubt reasonably and fairly entertained as opposed to vague or fanciable doubt