In his speech, the best man got the bride's name wrong. What a clanger!

[The Ancient Egyptian calendar had] 12 months each 30 days long followed by five epagomenal days.

Green grow the rushes, oh Green grow the rushes, oh The sweetest hours that e'er I spent Are spent among the lassies, oh

So seeing him looking all quiet and bookish, Power goes up to him accompanied by a few henchboys and says: `'Can you handle yourself, Dwyer? Are you any good at boxing?'