lions […] represented as armed and langued gules

No good lugging a lot of hate around. It will give you ass cancer.

They tore into a stunned City and there was only a minute on the clock when Samir Nasri slipped Jack Wilshere into the area, the 19-year-old's left-foot pass to the far post agonisingly evading a lunging Van Persie.

Who giveth away this woman to this man in Holy matrimony?