I did my eccer in braille. […] It's my English homework, I told him — Fifteen lines about your favourite pet.

So if you've had enough of life as an employee and you're planning to set up your own home-based business, do the sensible thing and hitch your wagon to the fastest rising star today — the Internet.

1970, Laud Humphreys, Tearoom Trade.

That is not red; it's green.