Just as the rabid fundamentalist nutcase hypochristians who bomb planned parenthood clinics are not representative of the average Christian, likewise the Islamic Jihad are a minority of all Muslims.

Upjohn wrote this slim volume, which, if you recall, was about preparatory schools, and in it, so Kipper tells me, said that the time spent in these establishments was the happiest of our lives. Ye Ed passed it on to Kipper for comment, and he, remembering the dark days at Malvern House, Bramley-on-Sea, when he and I were plucking the gowans fine there, slated it with no uncertain hand.

'Heaven knows what progress holds in store for the poor wee bugger.' 'Perhaps it will be a poor wee buggeress.' A poor wee buggeress it was: Alison Catherine Pitcairn Duncan, born at half-past seven.

The Queen welcomed President and Madame De Gaulle.