Another pirate had landed there and a third was just arriving, two more aslide behind him.

This connection between sexual and spiritual impurity had an immense pedigree.

Neverminding swingball, I saw her there on the road the other week and I said hello to her and what did she do? She outright ignored me.

A lack of match sharpness was perhaps to blame for Rooney squandering England's best chance after 27 minutes.