Billy Joel on the Onion (ICYMI) The other day when I was bored I browsed the archive of The Onion and had another chuckle at this dandy.

The viaduct was illustrated as a frontispiece to THE RAILWAY MAGAZINE of September, 1938. [In this case, the frontispiece is between the title page and the first article.]

Two years and one month ago I broke my neck in a car accident. I made it through but just barely. I came real close to cashing in my chips.

His bodily deficiencies were a heavy burden to him.