Believe it or not, in the 2001 Canadian Census, 20,000 Canuckistanians declared themselves to be of the Jedi religion: […]

he [our Interpreter Shabonah] will not agree to work let our Situation be what it may nor Stand a guard, and if miffed with any man he wishes to return when he pleases

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'Sure never were seen two such beautiful Ponies; Other Horses are Clowns—and these macaronies