The usual cries of must we fling this filth at the kids arose from all the usual places, leaving defenders of the twatish twosome to claim that, hey! it's just a joke, nobody's suggesting that they're role models.

Bagsie being policeman!

Dionne, one: I am seriously regretful over last night's lapse, I said, turning my head phoneward.

inner door; inner room; inner sanctum; inner surface