Dragging stringsful of tasty fish out of the ponds kept the neighborhood kids occupied for about nine weeks, but conservation officials felt it only fair to put the fish back in a less muddy environment.

BTW, that was an extremely annoying SHITpost. If you want to send people ecrypted messages why don't you try direct e-mail?

I put a blindfold over my boyfriend's eyes and told him I had a surprise for him.

We do work … to develop some strength and testing standards so that the industry can be assured that safe products are being produced. The person who is doing a knockoff could care less about that, and so they will just produce the product with virtually no field or laboratory testing and ship it out.