Nor are these mares spending their days grazing beneath shady trees and their evenings in warm, dry box stalls as they await their blessed events and muse about foalish names.

His eyes are blurred with the lightning's glare.

Many giglets I have married seen / Ere they forsooth could reach eleventeen.

Millenials believe Kansas gynoticians like Rep. Allan Rothlisberg should stop playing doctor when it comes to individuals' personal, private decisions.