Since writeUTF uses a variant of UTF-8 that's subtly incompatible with most nonjava software...

A virgin you are and a virgin you will remain until your 18th birthday, whereupon you shall crave your first cock, taste your first todger, knuzzle your first knob and this shall be your undoing.

How oft I crossed where carts and coaches roar.

I teleconferenced with marketing and engineering.