The winery recently shipped out the first orders of wine under the Falcon Crest label.

1st. Fid[dler]. Will it please you Gentlemen to hear a new Lesson, or a Song A-la-mode. Sir For[mal]. S’bud you impertinent Raskal get you gone, / Or I’le so batter that Musical sconce of yours. / Song A-la-mode Quotha, I had as lieve hear a / Gibb Catt howl, and as much pleasure I take in’t.

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The very poultry in the coop Began to pine away and droop— The cock was first to go; And glad we were on all our parts, He used to damp our very hearts With such a ropy crow.