How liberating might this notion be today if the playing field weren’t Walmarted with too-big-to-fail megacorporations and oligopolies.

If the keepers of the sacred corral discovered paternity in their stock breeding, then that knowledge would have been seen as numinous, awe-ful, and unconsciously unsettling.

Son. Was ever son so rued a father’s death? Father. Was ever father so bemoan’d his son?

What are you trying to pull, anyway? You say you want to sell, but you have nothing to offer?! You've got some nerve, kid!