That’s not to mention the little Nazi flags with pretzels in lieu of swastikas that were handed out to everybody in the audience (including a troop of dirndled transvestites who waved them around like lost cheerleaders).

Oh come on! Saying you can't make a tricolor deck without multilands was bad enough, but now you're saying you can't even make a reliable duocolor deck? Just how bad are you at deck construction?

Although much of Chilean theater revolves around the besequined, tassel-toting showgirls that star in so-called comedias musicales, […]

Here are y’all’s tickets for the show tonight.