Donovan, The Universal Soldier He's a Catholic, a Hindu, an atheist, a Jain, A Buddhist and a Baptist and a Jew, And he knows he shouldn't kill, And he knows he always will

Little of the nicety, In the sprucer courtiery; As the rosary of kisses

A writer wanders from his subject.

Whose wankfest is this anyway? The BBC's Sherlock doesn’t just engage with fan fiction - it is fan fiction.