And yet, United always carried the greater threat. Their movement in attack constantly confounded Southampton's defenders, with Rooney, Van Persie and Januzaj swapping places and eluding markers at will.

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He's flexing his pecs at anyone who'll look.

I've been busting my chops to get this out by end of day.