Never whistle at a funeral.

He sent his agent to represent himself at the meeting.

The popular wisdom that the Web functions as a narrowcasting or pointcasting medium is not consistent with these data.

She's startled. How long has it been since he called her Jax instead of Janet or Jan? The last is a nickname she secretly hates. It makes her think of that syrupy-sweet actress on Lassie when she was a kid, the little boy (Timmy, his name was Timmy) always fell down a well or got bitten by a snake or trapped under a rock, and what kind of parents put a kid's life in the hands of a fucking collie?