He pitched his first freelance feature to Canadian Geographic . . . a cover story about the province's plaguelike overpopulation of moose, also known as Newfoundland speed bumps.

Everything is seemingly image-worthy and selfie-ready, and therefore Instagrammable, Snapchattable, Facebookable, etc.

to chafe a cable

I′m driving flat chat as I cross Green Gully, a nondescript depression in the wide flat plain of western New South Wales.