Empirically, there are very few cases where Horowitzian electoral schemes have been tried, and hardly any where it has achieved the desired results.

It was at one of these great centres of sport and geniality in the merry month of March that Hamish McTavish decided to espouse the widow McKie, and by way of making it a really big occasion he organised a mammoth pigstick to precede the event […]

His behaviour at the party was a total disgrace! He was leeching on all the ladies, and insulting the men.

So blyth was he , and fou ' of pawks; -- But yet he's dead!