A moiety competent / Was gaged by our king.

Talk about a loose cannon! Did you hear his TV speech?

Surely every medicine is an innovation; and he that will not apply new remedies, must expect new evils […]

His appointment marked the start of a daily corrections and clarifications column, a first for a UK newspaper, which has mined a rich seam of typos and other slips for which “the Grauniad” is fondly known.