Many shave their entire head at the first sign of hair loss, believing that chicks prefer an egghead to a comb-over.

and even the Velvet Underground were still only amping up conventional instruments

You're going to be in a world of trouble when your family finds out.

How did I ever get such ability? he wondered. No one else in our family has it. Am I some sort of a mutant? But if so, how or why? I never heard Dad or Mother mention it.