Goodbye RP / Let our words go free / Coo and howl / Lay flat your vowels

[…] there are users out there on the Internet right now who think that they possess an e-mail address containing neither an at-sign (@ often known as an ampersat) nor a domain name.

We live our lives in three dimensions for our threescore and ten allotted years. Yet every branch of contemporary science, from statistics to cosmology, alludes to processes that operate on scales outside of human experience: the millisecond and the nanometer, the eon and the light-year.

I must own they do dearly delight in a judgment; and sorry am I that I cannot gratify this laudable propensity by specifying some peculiar evil incurred by Mr. Delawarr's ambition, or Lady Etheringhame's vanity.