Big Bessie's feet hurt like nobody's business, / but she stands—bigly—under the unruly scrutiny, stands in the wild weed.

Some doctors believe that midlife crises often stem from men's waning testosterone levels. Dr. Harry Fisch, a New York physician and author of the Male Biological Clock, drolly refers to the phenomenon as menoporsche, noting that testosterone treatment may prove a better antidote for the condition than the purchase of a new sports car.

I used to know a Rockburn once... He was in the Sheep Shaggers.

It's misting this morning.