The old man tried to get a quick grope of the young lady on the train.

They even decided to give him something they never gave Burton: an honorary Oscar. When O'Toole got wind of it, though, he popped his cork like a bottle of bubbly, and, at age 70, reminded the academy that he was still in the game and might win the lovely bugger outright.

Are they telling your story vividly, strikingly, in designs that command attention, in colors that bespeak distinction?

They honestly thought they were doing good with it, and so they were — with what was left after the publicity man and the printer and the première danseuse had been paid.