Puffing and panting, we plodded on until within about a mile of the harbor we came upon a sight that brought us all up standing.

Hey, I havent gotten into a real flamewar for almost 4 years. Havent called anyone a fucknozzle for 5 years. That's gotta count for something!

Whenever the kids ask my wife what to get Ol' Whosis for Christmas, she tells them, You know how he loves outdoor sports. Why don't you get him something outdoorsy? […] Let me state here that there should be a law prohibiting any person who uses the term outdoorsy from dispensing advice about what kinds of presents to buy an outdoorsman.

He blocked the basketball player's shot.