Sure, there are a few potential flies in the ointment — not the least of which is the mountain of bovine scatology certain to envelop city hall

Troubled by testimony showing support for Nazis, gang connections and plans for violence, a federal judge ordered a Liberty University student held without bond on a charge of possessing a napalmlike bomb that the authorities found the night before the Rev. Jerry Falwell ’s funeral.

Pardon me, I need to visit the ladies.

The day our sister eloped, she died to our mother.