In his final essay, Breaking the Wand, James swears off his own sabremetrician label and vows to stop doing the Abstract.

I'll deliver myself your loyal servant.

Is intermingle really more minglesome than mingle on its own?

I'm working, however, on instilling a case of venustraphobia (fear of beautiful women—another use for Vicks) in my partner, and my daughter could use a little ataxophobia (fear of disorder or untidiness).