I'm not a fan of the new Simpsons episodes, but the old reruns have me in stitches, although I've seen them countless times.

The handled spice dredger was superseded during the 1760s by the handleless caster used for cinnamon and known to collectors as the muffineer, a name brought into use for such a caster early in the nineteenth century.

Well done, John. Here's a biscuit for you.

The story struck the depressingly familiar note with which true stories ring in the tried ears of experienced policemen. No one queried it. It was in the classic pattern of human weakness, mean and embarrassing and sad.