Sometimes those office workers with a basic grounding in drama will find it easier to multishirk while giving all the outward appearances of working diligently. Multishirking is, of course, preferable to multitasking, which generally means you do two jobs instead of one, for the same money.

Some pudwhacker came up to Burt Alexander's grandpa and blew his brains all over the seat of his pickup.

When she is on her period, she prefers not to go swimming.

Keep his brain fuming.