Next you have a group of stinkards, vermin whom I hold in abomination. . . . [T]here have been cases proved of persons being killed in their beds by the odour of stinkards; and it is sufficient for one of these creatures merely to pass through a granary, a fruit-room, or a cellar, to render every provision in them uneatable.

[…] his wife, who was at home with their children, would drive to school to jump his car; both would drive home;[…]

[F]or some reason, illeism is especially attractive to professional sports players. The award for the best display of illeism has to go to baseball player Rickey Henderson, who left this message on his manager's voice-mail: Kevin, this is Rickey, calling on behalf of Rickey (quoted in Sports Illustrated).

month + -ly → monthly