The bogan likes playing Epic Leads because the bogan is on an inexorable quest for maxtreme awesomeness.

He munched and sipped, wished the soda was cold. Should have fridged it.

Reg[an]. VVherefore to Douer ſir? / Gloſt[er, i.e., Gloucester]. Becauſe I vvould not ſee thy cruell nayles / Pluck out his poore old eyes, nor thy fierce ſiſter / In his aurynted fleſh raſh boriſh phangs, […] The corresponding phrase in the First Folio (1623), page 300, is: “In his Annointed fleſh, ſticke boariſh phangs.”

Tech giants such as Google and Facebook have too much power.