The dudes are the automobile and bus tourists, mere passers-through: thousands a summer day, millions a season. […] Dude expresses perfectly the image that seasonals from the stagecoach driver to the gas-pump jockey have had of tourists: soft, wealthy, uninitiated, ignorant, lowland and (preferably) eastern. […] For the average dude – if such a construct may be admitted – the park is an unusual commodity, financed by his taxes, from which he is therefore entitled to extract as much use and pleasure as he can from the rangers and seasonals who stand in his way.

The chief City Caifung lies about two Leagues from the Yellow-River, whoſe Water is ſaid to be higher than the City :

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