he caused his owne head to bee poiled, and from thencefoorthe his bearde to bee notted, and no more shaven.

Hey, only in America could a nerdlinger in tight pants announce that he wanted to poof the Statue of Liberty and get on TV as a result.

He spent the night under canvas.

Jai went in and poured out two glasses of ouzo, throwing a splash of water. He stuck his finger into each and stirred; the liquor swirled and got foggy.