Too ugly to ever land a chick

He was by this time on the deck, but he had the art to be quite unapproachable; the friendliest vulgarian, three parts drunk, would have known better than take liberties...

The team ominously hummed “We shall overcome” as they came back onto the field after the break.

And a rock that would fall on it for good measure, which couldn't be dug up because no one would want that particular nontreasure.