schoenoplectus americanus, or the chairmaker’s bulrush, is a common wetland plant in the Americas, and it has an existential problem. It has chosen to live in a place where it is always at risk of being drowned.

To possession here any fly erighting, Then, without more words by mouth or enditing.

Poo... feces.

Alas, geriatrics and convalescent homes, however regal, don't rake it in like moneyed metrosexuals.