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Rupert looked down at himself. He doesn't go out like that. Edwyrd answered the octopodal demon on his bed. […] As it got closer she realized it was a very large bird with eight legs! Shit! that's no bird, that's the goddess-cursed demon friend of Tom's that tried to subvert Rupert.

The opening goal came out of nowhere and, buoyed, it was a lovely sequence of crisp passes that culminated in Steven Whittaker playing in Nathan Redmond to double the lead.